Prank calls!?!


Question: i need some good prank calls to do...

any ideas...??

im getting ready 4 4/1/08!


Answers: i need some good prank calls to do...

any ideas...??

im getting ready 4 4/1/08!

i called this guy and told him i have the pregnancy results of his girlfriend and it came out positive. the guy was so dumb he gave the phone to his mom and she started yelling at him. that was a funny one.

You: Hi mario pizza palace?

Them: umm, this is paul *or w/e*

You: Hi, paul pizza palace...ya I want a large pizza with a bucket of cheese, pepperoni and extra olives.

Them: sorry this isnt a pizza palace...

you: da f**k u jus call me bish?

looking for phil. phil laccio

Call 1 chinese restaurant. Place a really long order. Say can you repeat that, but wait my friend is coming in.Then call another chinese restaurant and say "id like to place an order" then tell resta. number1 to repeat order. Place two phones together and the rest falls into place.

Call someone and start yelling something in a foreign language, and every few seconds repeat "I kill you."

Pretend to be the phone company and say this: Sir, as a customer of our phone company I am required to warn you: tomorrow we will be conducting a phone line blowup. Do you know what that is sir? No? Okay, have you ever noticed that sometimes a phone call is very noisy? That’s because your phone line is "dirty." Periodically, we "clean" these lines. Basically, we send a burst of electricity down all the phone lines. During this time, sir, make sure you don’t answer your phone no matter what happens, or else you will receive a shock of about 375 volts. Do you understand sir? Do not answer your phone if it rings, do not even use your phone. Due to the locations of all our phone lines, I cannot give you a definite time when we will be doing this. Just don’t use or answer your phone for all of tomorrow. Thank you sir. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Call someone and have a conversation like this:
Him: "Hello?"
You: "Yes?"
"Hello?"
"Yes sir. Can I help you?"
"No, uh, you called me."
"No, I’m sure you called me. What can I help you with?"
"No, you called me."
"Look, if you don’t tell me what you want, I’m gonna hang up."
Then hang up. A few minutes later, call the same guy again.
Him: "Hello?"
You: "You again? If you don’t stop calling me, I’m gonna have to call the police."

Place a call to someone’s parents while the child is out and say this: Sir? I’m from the northeast branch of the LAPD and your son has been arrested for shoplifting and car theft. Can you come down here?

Call Penthouse’s subscription department and tell them that you want to subscribe to Playboy, but you don’t know if it’s good. Then ask the guy to describe all the pictures in the latest issue.

Call Encyclopedia Brittanica and ask if they have "pocket size" editions of their encyclopedias.

Dial up a 7-11 in the middle of the night and ask the clerk if he's working there all by himself.Then ask what would happen if someone tried to rob the store. Then ask the clerk if he's afraid of death.

Call the police and explain that your dog's head is missing because someone broke into your backyard and killed your dog, then cut its head off.

Pretend to be a salesman selling souls.

(This one isn't a prank call) Get a complete stranger to do your answering machine message. For example, if you're a guy, get a girl to do the message.

Call your friend and when she answers, act as if you've been talking for 5 minutes already. When she asks you to start over say "Pay attention, damnit," and pretend to get angry.

Place a random phone call and ask to speak to yourself. For example, if your name is Joey, say "Can I speak with Joey?" When the person says that Joey isn't here, say "Joey? Hey, that's my name too!"

you:hi this is melissa from myspace
them:who?
you:remember me you said i was hot
them:ummmmmmmmm i think you have the wrong #
you:sweetie dont denie it i'll supply it
them:babye
you:see ya at 07:30pm!

say " Hi do you have a large varity of lipsticks"
( use a deep women vioce)
" sticks that you put on your lips"

"im looking for caramel flavored lipstick that i can smoother all over my boyfreind and make him say uuuuhhhhh"

Good luck hope it goes well and is fun.

Try calling a big store like rite aid or something.

edit - you can also try to ask for Jugh Jass

last name is Jass .. first name is Jugh

call a gynecologist and ask the nurse if it's OK to swallow, and what does it taste like. then say, APRIL FOOLS DAY!

call some bar

hello
is there a man with the last name of Gehbuht?
and Hugh for the first name?

Then they say: Do I have a Hugh Gehbuht here?
LOL huge butt

phone a chinese food place and ask for the cream of some young guy

the chinese food place, your ex boyfriend, an enemy, a cousin,

**** you you ***** that is very fuuny to do on the phone

Call a pet store and say
"Hi, Im 8 years old, and I put my cat on a vegan diet. Hes a little bony, is that healthy?"
and keep going on, and if they say may I speak to your parents say kinda guilty, well, they dont actually know about the kitty....

you should go on this one website called bored.com and theyll let u prank call for free and u just type in the number and what to say and some guy calls and talks to them.

when youre in a car order for delivery
and when they ask where are you say that youre in the highway and youre going to another place

if you want some food park in front of pizza hut and order for delivery and when they ask where are you just say in front of pizza hut and look what will happen

if youre gonna order a delivery from KFC for example say can i order a big mac?

I don't get it? Why the chinese resturant people? Why can't it be mexican or korean or something? GEEZ!

look for a random number in the phone book that way u no who to ask for and wen ur talking to the person just start talking about random things 4 like 5 mins. and then scream as loud as u can into the receiver and then hang up another thing u can dois call and pretend ur selling something but something uncommon like a samari sword set or a half a box of latex gloves my personal favorite is a jar full of old milk

There's lots of funny things here, they made me laugh, but you have to check this kid out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fT-jX11p...

if your just going to call random people then thats weird and very rude, so no im not going to help.
prank calling is an awful thing to do.



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