What type of cat should I bring with me tomorrow while I undergo a?!


Question: CAT scan? I need some advice. I mean, why do they need to scan a cat?

(it's for an update view on my pancreatitis)

Just looking for some funny answers to take my mind off this procedure.


Answers: CAT scan? I need some advice. I mean, why do they need to scan a cat?

(it's for an update view on my pancreatitis)

Just looking for some funny answers to take my mind off this procedure.

Why do ya need updates on your pancakes?

Space Ghost: The word for today is "pancreas".
Zorak: Pancake.
Space Ghost: Not pancake. Pancreas.
Zorak: Pan-cake-reas.
Space Ghost: No, pancreas. Pancreas! PANCREAS!
Zorak: Waffle, waffle, waffle!
Space Ghost: (growling) Aaaaaaaaa...!
Zorak: Man, I'd love to get me a big old stack of pancreases. With syrup!
Space Ghost: And that's the word for today!

Bring a Tabby so it could pick up the tab!

Wow,that was bad:(

Good Luck at the doc!

Any cat will do and I am sorry to repeat an oldie but
Don't forget to also take your labrador with you for the Lab report.

I've always wondered about that myself. That's why I ALWAYS have a pet cat--just in case I need to get it scanned.

Are you kidding?
They need cat not to scan the cat but actually only cat knows that kind of scan.
CAT Scan = Computed Axial Tomography Scan, more commonly known as CT scan.
If you really insist on bringing cat then I would suggest you to take a black cat painted white. Hope it helps take your attention away.

Take a Bengal so they think you've lost your mind and brought in a cheetah.

not a Siamese. they are loud and obnoxious,
bring a pet cat rock. A rock with a cat's face painted on. It won't require food, won't have to pee, and won't run away

why don't you just stay home and use this instead?
http://www.kneadingpawsmassage.com/catsc...

<------ Pick me, pick me..... !!!!

Any cat will do. They will show you how to fall asleep during the painless procedure. Cats are good with that. The purring will relax you. My human almost fell asleep during her MRI.
Besides, every cat should be scanned for Paranoidal Catazoidal SkitsoCatsoPhrenia. It's a common disorder that most cats have and grow out of by the time they are 2, although many have sudden relapses of it but it disappears VERY quickly, as is the nature of the disorder. There is no treatment and maybe a Cat scan will shed some light on this mental disorder. You know when a cat has this disorder when he does something like this:
Sits staring a wall, then suddenly freaks out, races across the room as fast as he can, down the hall, and into another room and suddenly STOPS, sits and licks a paw. Then continues as if nothing happened. THAT is a clear sign your cat has Paranoidal Catazoidal SkitoCatsoPhrenia. Now that you know about this disorder, you can ask the lab tech to fully scan for it. : )
>^..^<
P.S. Bengals are part Asian LEOPARD, not Cheetah, but spotty just the same. The Cat should know, he's a fourth generation Purebred Bengal with severe Skitoscatsophrenia. He doesn't have the Paradoid part. He wonders if his great great grandfather, the Asian Leopard had any such disorders. This disorder tends to last longer in a Bengal.

A 'tom'graphy cat

i think since Bad Kitty's Gone Good, she should get a reward. All my cats have this "Pacaskcaph" disease.

How 'bout a Kit Kat? They make them in different flavors these days to please any palate, and there's nothing like CHOCOLATE to take your mind off ANYTHING.

Oh, I see, you meant a REAL cat. There was one in the news recently that traveled a long distance in a shipping container and was just fine - now THAT would be the cat to take!

Of course, don't forget to bring some Meow Mix, because cats ask for it by name, and it would be a cat-astrophe if a cat there asked for it and you didn't have any. You could get severely scratched up - just thinking about it makes me a scaredy-cat.

Good luck on your test, buddy - let me know how it turns out. I know these medical tests can be frightful to anticipate, but you'll get through this just fine. Try to keep busy tonight so you won't be thinking about it.

i scan the background of all my cats, you just never know where that pussy cat has been !

any cat will do, don't think the scanner is picky



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