How tough is Chuck Norris?!


Question: 1. Chuck Norris is so tough, he eats nails for breakfast and spits out quarters.

....now it's your turn, you have 5 minutes to come up with a funny Chuck Norris line (it doesn't have to be "how tough he is," it can be anything), enjoy, the best line gets 10 pts.


Answers: 1. Chuck Norris is so tough, he eats nails for breakfast and spits out quarters.

....now it's your turn, you have 5 minutes to come up with a funny Chuck Norris line (it doesn't have to be "how tough he is," it can be anything), enjoy, the best line gets 10 pts.

He is so tough he deflected Oswald's bullet away from Kennedy with his beard. However, Kennedy was so amazed his head exploded (I know it is irreverent but it gave me a laugh).

yeah he is super tough


he is sooo tough he rinses out his eyes with saw dust

They say he is so tough that under his beard there is no chin........only another fist.

Chuck Norris is so badass he lost his virginity before his father did.

The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

get this...

IF CHUCK NORRIS ABSOLUTELY HAD TO FIGHT HIMSELF

........................... he would win.

Once, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a fist fight....



... Chuck Norris won.

he can kick anyone's butt

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.


i ? Chuck Norris =)



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