The drunk at the door?!
Question: A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Helllloooo there," slurs the stranger. "Can youuu give me aaa push??"
"No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yessss, pleaze." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the drunk replies, "Ovvver here……. on the ssswing
Answers: A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Helllloooo there," slurs the stranger. "Can youuu give me aaa push??"
"No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yessss, pleaze." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the drunk replies, "Ovvver here……. on the ssswing
Didn't see it coming... I honestly thought the guy was gonna just push him off the porch...!
hahaha, he needs a push on the swing!! hahaha... love ittttttt:) funny, funny, funny
f u n n y........
so stupid it made me smile :-)
Didn't see that comin!
not a question but damn funny
LOL very cute
lol.. ending could have been better though!
LOL, that was very good, I'll give you a star
haha i love it
jajajajaja
G'one!
He he he ha, that's cute
hahahaha. I liked it.
OMG! HAHa this is funny! Love jokes
Ha Ha!!! i LOVE this joke, never gets tiered does it?
this ones especially funny if your drunk whilst telling the joke!
You can have a STAR for this
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Starred it x :D
sooooooooo funnny
that's funny and nice! That deserves a star!
HAhahahha that was funny!!!
hahahahaha