Ok folks last lot of kids jokes today funny or not?!
Question: One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!
Answers: One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!
These are cute Chris,
LOL!!
:)
Loved thew baby ghost and the knock knock one.
8/10, I love cheesy innocent jokes!
woah......do you ever stop ! You're just full of jokes !! I like jokes :)
lol they're ok. but the best ones where the golf one and the baby ghost.
Funny
Cute.
I love these, I passed these on to my nephew's email, thanks, he will love them!
LOLZ
Nice twist with the Davy Crockett joke too lolz, makes a change from that joke being told about Spock lol
When you run into an old friend and you notice his leg is in a cast, so, you ask "how'd ya break your leg"? And he says "raking leaves"! Then you ask "raking leaves...how'd ya break your leg raking leaves"? And he says "first, I dropped my beer then slipped and fell out of the tree"! Then you know your old friend might be a _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!
I love kids, 'cause I'm a kid.
some v gud ones chick :) av a star
Not ur best but ok!! lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
also copy and paste this into you adres bar
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