Ok folks a few oldies but still funny or not?!
Question: - Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the yard?
- Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Why didn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls!
What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.
A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
Stop! Treason! The ***!!!
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.
Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.
Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.
Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.
Good: Your son has a serious relationship.
Bad: The relationship is with a man.
Very bad: With your best friend.
Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.
Answers: - Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the yard?
- Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Why didn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls!
What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.
A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
Stop! Treason! The ***!!!
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: She is expecting triplets.
Very bad: You were sterilized five years ago.
Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.
Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.
Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.
Good: Your son has a serious relationship.
Bad: The relationship is with a man.
Very bad: With your best friend.
Good: Your daughter has a good job.
Bad: She is a whore.
Very bad: She earns much more than you.
STar question indeed ....haha
hahaha like the birds and the bees one and the daughter as a whore one...thanks!!!
Hahahaha.......... that was hilarious!
ohhoo...good enjoyed.
very nice once!funny heehee
oldies are good
5 out of 10
very very good
Enjoyed reading those very good ha ha ,,,,
the last one owns lol
i cant stop laughing!!
funny...
all of them were hilarious..................... starring you isnt like betting on the wrong horse- haha have another *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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Naughty Naughty!!!
LOL!!!
:)
Ha ha ha.!!!
The Good, The Bad and The Very Bad, lol.!!!
Excellent Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
That got me laughing, Cheers.!!