Thanks poddlemamma i think this is great what do you lot think funny or not?!


Question: A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.






"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,







"Hi Keith."


Answers: A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.






"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,







"Hi Keith."

oh $hit!! somebody aint getting the booty 2nite!! lmmfao!!

heh, very funny

that is really good

lmao....that was funny...people stared at me in work when i chuckled.

LOL! You got me again! Very, very funny. Thanks for making my Tues. a lot brighter. Can't wait to tell that one, too!

Nope, that one is not as funny as your last one. Give us another. Love your avatar by-the-way, nice cheeks!!

i love it.

Heard it before, but it's still funny. Good job. = P

funny :)

Good one

ow, my...!
LOL!
he knew him as a client,heeheee!
good boy!

hahahahaha........... that was funny

hahahahahahahahahahaha VERY FUNNY! THANKS!!!

You're sure a great joker !!haha !

lolz!!!


boy! Is he in trouble lolz!

Big lol and a star,,,,

wow...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...l... like some1s in a big trouble...hahahahahaha

"CAUGHT YOU"
poor keith, every married man dreads this kind of situation and every married woman years for it...................
ha ha funny one*

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
also copy and paste this into you adres bar
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Ohh Keiths in hot water now.....

or maybe the bird is!!

ROTFL!!!

:)

Ha ha ha.!!!
All new except the Client, lol.!!!
Brilliant one Chris.!!!
10/10 again mate.!!!
Cheers.!!



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