OMG THIS JOKE is really really funny???do you agree or not??!


Question: Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.


Answers: Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

LMFAO!!

ROFL!!

OMG IM CRYING!!!!!!

thats funny

that was hilarious and so right on..star for u =)

LMAO That's great

Sooooooooooooooo true!

Here's a star...these are pretty funny too!

YOUR REAL JOB

A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business.
After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

THE LOTTERY WINNER!

A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

He says, "I don't care. Just get out."

BLOND JOKES

Blond & brunette have a wager whether this guy on TV will jump to his death or not. Guy jumps, brunette wins and blond pays $50. Brunette says, "I have to confess I saw this on the 6 oclock news tonight- so to be fair, I have to return your $50"
"I saw it too" said the blond giving the $50 back
"I certainly didn't think he'd jump again!"

3 salesmen argue over who's the best salesman.
I sold a stereo to a deaf man says the first
I sold a TV to a blind man says the second
I sold a cuckoo clock to a blond woman says the third
So? says the first and second salesmen
"And 100 lbs of bird seed"

Blond on a riverbank hollers over to another blond on opposite shore "How do I get to the other side?"
The answer comes back..."You are on the other side"

A blond catches her husband having sex with another woman.
She pulls a gun from her purse and points it at her own head.
"Honey don't" shouts the alarmed husband
"Shut up! You're next !" says his wife

Blond in a department store.."I want to buy this TV".
We don't sell to blonds....the salesman tells her.
She dyes her hair brown & comes back the following week.
"I want to buy this TV".
We don't sell to blonds..he says again.
She dyes her hair pitch black & comes back two weeks later.
"I want to buy this TV".
I'm sorry but we don't sell to blonds.
Finally stumped the woman asks the salesman..."How do you know I'm really a blond?"
"Thats a microwave"...he says


A cop catches a blond woman driving her car while knitting.
He speeds up and turns on his lights. "Pull over" he hollers.
"It's a scarf" she hollers back.


Blond, brunette and redhead are in the Breast Stroke Competition
across the English Channel.
The brunette comes in 1st The redhead 2nd,
Finally the blond swims in a distant 3rd.
The blond hesitantly approaches the judges...
"I dont want to seem like a poor sport,
but I believe those other 2 women used their arms."

Rookie cop pulls over a dumb blond for a possible DWI.
May I see your license and registration Maam?
"What are those things?" she asks giggling hysterically.
He calls dispatch to report her plate number.
The dispatcher tells the rookie cop to give her back
her paperwork and pull down his pants.
"I can't do that's improper!" says the rookie cop.
Just do it! says the dispatch officer.
So the cop returns the paperwork and pulls down his pants
The blond says
"Oh No..... Not another breathalizer!"

An attractive blond was seated in a first class seat on a flight to NY but only had a ticket for coach.
The flight attendant tried many times, unsuccessfully to move her. Each time the blond woman would cause a ruckus hollering disruptively "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to NY and I'm not moving!"
The co-pilot was enlisted to try and talk sense into the woman but he got the same response when he asked her to take her seat in coach "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to NY and I'm not moving!" She said again.
Finally the pilot decided to give it a try...my wife is a blond.
I think I know how to handle her, he said.
Within a few minutes after the pilot speaking to her the blond calmly got up and moved to sit down in the coach section of the plane.
How did you do it? the flight attendant and co pilot asked the pilot.
"I told her the First Class Section wasn't going to NY."

Star for you if I could I'd give you 2!

hahahha thats pretty good

funny .star for you

if so what should i do.........
just get lost.......................................

lol.. funny and i couldn't have explained politics any better lol.

that is funny i'll give you a star!lol

This is excellent! really funny and made me roar with laughter cos it's all true too!!!!!! Lol. Keep them coming.

thats funny dude i really like it..............
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hahahahahaha

That was really hot!!!

it ok--- saw it coming a mile away though

HAHA I LIKE THIS JOKS IT IZ 2 FUNNY

unfortunately it all sound too true

That was a good one!

very true and very funny

that was absolutley hilarious!star and you just got a new contact

itz kk

It's one those ones you see coming. No star today - or not yet anyway!

wtf?? when did i spam ur jokes???

lol..i dont get it :/

ahahahah OMG!
LMAO!

Lol thats a great one.
Thanks for the laugh!

If you wrote this joke, then this joke is well thought out and funny.

wat a smart boy! haha! nice one =)



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