Is there a really funny joke you can think of?!


Question: i just need some jokes i can tell my friends i dont care if there dirty


Answers: i just need some jokes i can tell my friends i dont care if there dirty

Who's the bigest prostitute of all times?

Its Mrs PacMan. For only a quarter she swallows balls til she dies.

ok LMAO 1 of my favorites... kinda racial but EVERY1 laughts



2 gay guys are walking down the beach... one of them trips and falls. He gets up and looks down and sais "oh ****! its a Geine Lamp!!!"... hes boyfriend looks at it and sais "ey if you rub it... we get to make 3 wishes!" hes like ok. so he rubs the lamp and a geine comes out. The geine sais "After 10,000 years you finally found me, i grant you 3 wishes!"... the gay guy sais to the other guy "roger this is the best day of our lives, i love you" .... The genie goes "come again? what? you 2 are gay?" .... the guys say "yeh"... the genie goes "ah **** that ****, i grant you fag's only 1 dam wish!" ... the gay guys stand and think for a second then ask the genie if they could have 1 day to think about it. The genie sais "ok you can have 1 day."

So the two gay guys go home, take a shower, and at midnight lye in bed sleeping. Then all the sudden there is a huge noise at the door like some1 is banging on it as hard as they can. Then There is a sound of chainsaw...... all the sudden the door breaks down and 5 KKK members rush in wearing all white wiht all kinds of axes in their hands screaming "white power, white power!!!"

One gay guy looks at hes boyfriend and sais "Hey i think it is time to use a wish before we ******* die!!!!"... the other gay guy sais... ahha...hahaha... i kinda used it already... Hes boyfriend asks.... WHAT??? WHAT TA HELL DID YOU WISH FOR?

and hes boyfrind answers

I WISHED WE BE HUNG LIKE N i G G A S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Source(s) funnies joke alive!!!

>> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look
like? She finally asked.

> The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."

> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked
at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

****no offense to blondes****

^

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?


A piece of *** that brings tears to your eyes!

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
how do you kill a blonde? -put a scratch n’ sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool!~

OK... so there is this blonde. she is driving down the road and sees this truck...

At the stoplight she gets out and tells him that he is loosing some of his load... the man denies it and moves along.

At the second stoplight she gets out again and tells him that part of his load is missing... once again the man says no and moves along.

Finally she follows the man all the way to a gas station and says "man ive got to tell you you are loosing some of your load its all over the road"... the man replies..."look lady the sky is cloudy its the middle of winter and were in Canada and im salting the roads!!!" lol its stupid i know:)

You mean you don't care if your friends are dirty?



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