My first joke, wat do u think?!
Question: Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, 'I brought ten apples.' The king then explained the trial to him. 'You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.'
The first apple went in... But on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, 'Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?' The second one replied, 'I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.'
Answers: Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, 'I brought ten apples.' The king then explained the trial to him. 'You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.'
The first apple went in... But on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, 'Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?' The second one replied, 'I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.'
dont care if they heard it be4 or not still sooo damn funny
You didn't come up with this, I heard it a long time ago.
Anyways, it's pretty funny.
i dont get it
lmfao!!!!! that was funny i'm still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHA
This is funny
It made my day, really =D
Keep it up, these are good
First joke as YOU came up with it?
Pshh already heard it before
First joke as in you finding a good one, then yes, its funny
lol
Funny! 100!
classic. lol i loooove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaaha, heard this one before, can you say, ouch?
KEEP THEM COMING LOL
OUCH!!! stinks for the third guy!!!... That was a funny one. Great joke!