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idk if this is funny for like a joke, but i wore a girls wig to work and i got hit on by a gay guy... he ask if i was a homosexual and i was like noooooooooooooooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyy lol

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  • why did tigger look inside the toilet?

    he was looking for pooh

    so this lady and this guy are having an affair and she moves off to paris and he stays with his wife.. she call one day and tells him she is pregnant... he says well when the baby comes send me a postcard saying speghetti with or without meatballs so i know to send money... one day the wife goes to cheack the mail and says honey you got a strange postcard today it says... 3 plates of speghetti one with meat balls two without send bread and lots of it.

    what is something that starts with a P and ends with a E and has a million of letters in it?

    Post Office

    What did Captain Picard find in his toilet?

    Captains log.

    What else did Captain Picard find in there?












    Captain's log supplemental.

    It'll make you laugh if you're a trekkie.

    why are blondes boods square?

    Because they forgot to take the tissue out of the box

    think about two butt cheeks moving as you fart. aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

    lol

    A little girl walks into a shop. A lady behind the counter says "you're a lovely girl what's your name"? the girl replies Daisy, the lady says "well thats lovely how did you get a name like that"? the little girl replies "when my mommy was pregnant a daisy petal landed on her tummy so she called me daisy". The lady say "well thats lovely". The next day another little girl walks into the shop and again the lady says "you're a lovely girl what's your name"? the girl replies Rose , the lady says "well thats lovely how did you get a name like that"? the little girl replies "when my mommy was pregnant a rose petal fell on her tummy so she called me Rose". The lady say "well thats lovely". The next day a retarded little girl walks into the shop drooling and struggling to walk. The lady says "umm what's your name"? the little girl replies "Piano".

    An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.

    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son:

    Dear Dad,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.

    Love, Vinnie

    At
    4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

    Dear Dad,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
    Love you, Vinnie

    three women are sitting on the bench eating ice cream cone, one is licking, one is sucking, one is biting. which one is married? the one wearing the wedding ring.

    why is statue of liberty standing in new york harbour?
    because it can't sit down

    why was cinderella thrown out from the football team?
    because she ran from the ball

    what did 1 carrot say to the other?
    nothing

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a poop in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks him : Do you mind having poo stuck in your fur?" The rabbit says No. SO the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it. The end

    An explorer was walking through the jungle and suddenly, he found himself surrounded by dangerous cannibals. "I'm dead," said the explorer.

    Then, a bright light came from the sky and a voice from the sky said, "Not yet, take your knife, and cut the throat of the leader."

    The explorer did what the voice said. The cannibals began to scream.

    The voice from the sky said, "NOW, you are dead."

    Got it off http://www.comedy-bay.com , laugh there everyday !

    +what do you call a cow with no legs

    - Gorund beef

    corney i know but i love it

    A mysterious man comes up to a farmer and says 'if i can tell you how many sheep you have, can i have one?'
    so the farmer agrees
    and the man replies 1024, which was miraculously correct.
    now the man picked up his animal and was walking off when the farmer said 'if i can guess where youre from can i have my animal back?'
    so the man agrees and the farmer says 'youre from Australia!' and the man is in shock.
    the man asked how he had guessed his nationality but didnt answer and asked for his sheep dog back



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