One of the funniest jokes you know... let me hear it?!?!
Question: jokes are funny, i wanna laught, so what do you got? funniest 1 gets the "best answer award"
Answers: jokes are funny, i wanna laught, so what do you got? funniest 1 gets the "best answer award"
A husband and wife from New York were traveling to Florida for vacation. They were taking a second honeymoon to the same hotel they stayed at when they first married 30 years ago. Due to their different schedules the husband left a day before his wife. When he arrived he e-mailed to his wife, but accidentally sent it to the wrong address.
Mean while in Texas an elderly woman was morning the death of her husband. He had enjoyed a successful career as a preacher. When she came home from the funeral she checked her e-mail. She screamed and passed out. The e-mail read:
Subject: I’ve arrived
To my loving wife,
They have e-mail here now and allow you to e-mail your loved ones. Just wanted to let you know I arrived safely. The trip was much shorter than I expected. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow. See you soon!
P.S. It’s really hot down here
why be a master fisher when you could be a masterbater.
So a chicken and an egg are laying in bed smoking cigarettes, and the chicken says to the egg, "Well... I guess that answers THAT question...."
Q: What do you call a fish without any eyes?
A: A fsh
well i got jokes and funny questions well heres my joke.
ok well a kid named joe was around his tree. hes sees a condom on the ground. he asks his dad what is this. the dad goes its a cookie. the next day hes coughing. the dad goes i never said to eat the cookie, joe goes i didnt i ate the frostin around it.
can u cry under water?
do vegiterians eat animal crackers?
what happens when a girl takes viagra
if a quiz is accualy short for a quizicle(not jokeing) then whats a test?
one of the funniest jokes i know
Why does Helen Kellers belly button hurt?
her boy friend was blind too.
Why did Helen Kellers dog run away.
hell, I'd run away too if my name was "urghhhggg"
ok well theres three. the first one is stupid but may make you giggle a little bit.
1. whats the easiest way to put a giraffe in the fridge?
By opening the door and putting it in.
2. A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
3. Who has for I`s (eyes) and cant see?
Mississippi
An old lady was hearing in on her young teen neighbors conversation and all of a sudden hears this
"ohhh, oh yea, that looks good, right, there, hmmmmm..., no move to the right, ohhh yes, you hit the spot..."
the old lady freaked and barged right into the teens house and exclaimed-
"What in the world! Young lady just wait until I tell your mother! I can not stand all of these noises! Control yourselves at once!"
the old lady looked around and saw the teen girl looking at her as if she were crazy and the old lady hadn't noticed that howcome they were her new next- door neighbors they were moving things in and organizing furniture!
I heard many Good jokes but i forgot them all....
but this is funny and gay.
One day a girl was playing with a ball. Then a few boys came and snatched the ball away from the girl. Then the girl said, "Where's my ball!" and the boy said, "you have none and I know a way to find out. Go take a shower." Then the girl went home and took a shower. She didn't understood what the boys had said. Then the next day the girl met the boys again and the boy said, " Well, did you find out if you had any balls?" The girl still didn't understand him so the boy pulled down her skirt (including her underwear) and gasped......
the boy said....................................... ya you don't have any balls!"
THE GIRL GOT SOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSED!
so she went home laughing and cyring about it.
I know it's a gay story and sry for the gay girl too..