Belive it or not a true police story !?!?!


Question: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weavingand ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house justa block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr.. X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find: the police car, lights still flashing


Answers: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weavingand ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house justa block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr.. X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find: the police car, lights still flashing

WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!

not even funny

what is the point of the question

wow,,,

wtf?

how stupid could he be

oldie but stil gold, star

are people supposed to answer by sayin if they believe cos wot a sad thing 2 do.

wowwwww, wtf did he drink that nite? lol. funny

ohkk then

Pretty funny! 8/10!

ok not bad

haha



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