Is EVERYTHING REALLY BIGGER IN TEXAS !?!?!?!?!?!?!


Question: A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"


Answers: A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

Good one Roni. and Yes, everything in Texas is bigger. <):{

Lady, don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining out...

lol. that is funny.

I like it
so the question remains
I would say the answer is No everything is not bigger in texas.

"Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy"....." Oui, Oui, Oui"......(Love it) !!!.........

i dont like this joke. it sucks

it was a good joke.

LOL...... That's a good one..... But I'm still gonna say YES, everything is bigger in Texas!!!!

I'm pretty sure we have grass hoppers that big in Oklahoma..they scare me. LOL...

hahaha

I like it!
That's CUTE!

:)
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