Have you heard this before? funny or not?!
Question: The judge asked the defendant to please stand. " You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw."
From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" the judge says to the man who shouted.
He turns to the defendant and says, "You are also charged with killing a paper boy with a shovel" "Damn tightwad" the same man in the gallery blurted out. "I said QUIET!" yelled the judge.
To the defendant, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "You jackass!" the men from the gallery yelled.
The judge thundered at the man in the gallery: "If you don't tell me right now the reasons of your outburst, I'll hold you in contemp!" The man answered back, "I've lived beside that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I asked to borrow one?!"
Answers: The judge asked the defendant to please stand. " You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw."
From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" the judge says to the man who shouted.
He turns to the defendant and says, "You are also charged with killing a paper boy with a shovel" "Damn tightwad" the same man in the gallery blurted out. "I said QUIET!" yelled the judge.
To the defendant, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "You jackass!" the men from the gallery yelled.
The judge thundered at the man in the gallery: "If you don't tell me right now the reasons of your outburst, I'll hold you in contemp!" The man answered back, "I've lived beside that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I asked to borrow one?!"
hilarious babe!!
i've never heard it before...and i dont find it all that funny either...sorry.
never heard it before
its funny, i like it lol
never heard it, pretty funny though.
never heard it before but i like it
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lol...nope dint hear that 1 before till now!quite funny!
HAH....Don't get it.
Sometimes, you just need a tool, lol - some people need a tool more so than others, lol.
Funny! 100!