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Question: a guy is out hunting during mallard season, and he is doing well at about 15 birds. about mid-day the game warden sneeks up on him. "How ya doin' taday"?, he said, "not poachin' are ya". the hunter said, "no sir...only shootin' mallards". then the officer picks up a dead bird, shoves his index finger up the birds rectum, smells his finger and said,"naw...no, this isn't a mallard, it's a rhode island rooster". the hunter said,"it's a little hard to tell the difference when they're flyin'.....i'm sure thats the only one". the officer picks up another bird, rams his finger in the birds butt, smells it and said,"naw..no, this one's a new hamsher hen. i'm gonna hafta write ya a ticket. tell me your address". the hunter drops his pants, turns around, bends over and says,"you tell me".


Answers: a guy is out hunting during mallard season, and he is doing well at about 15 birds. about mid-day the game warden sneeks up on him. "How ya doin' taday"?, he said, "not poachin' are ya". the hunter said, "no sir...only shootin' mallards". then the officer picks up a dead bird, shoves his index finger up the birds rectum, smells his finger and said,"naw...no, this isn't a mallard, it's a rhode island rooster". the hunter said,"it's a little hard to tell the difference when they're flyin'.....i'm sure thats the only one". the officer picks up another bird, rams his finger in the birds butt, smells it and said,"naw..no, this one's a new hamsher hen. i'm gonna hafta write ya a ticket. tell me your address". the hunter drops his pants, turns around, bends over and says,"you tell me".

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March 7th, 2008
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

Haha. Awesome.

I'll be tellin' that one tomorrow.

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that was ...awesome!!!
doctor says to a man:''you are pregnant''...
the man asks:''how does a man get pregnant?''
the doctor says:''the usual way:a little wine,a little dinner....''

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