How many men dose it take to screw in a light bulb?!


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10

one to check the wiring
one to get the ladder out of the garage
one to flip the switch up and down and say "yup, it's burned out"
one to unscrew it and shake it
one to find another light bulb
and five to stand around drinking beers and commenting on how they would have done it better

One to call a woman to do it.

0 becuase the light was off and they think they need a new one

none men are not afraid of the dark

One.

One and 6 women to try and tell him how to do it .

0...you can't "dose" a lightbulb lol

1 man and 100 women to explain slowly and in great detial how to do it.

:-)

1 but he has to go to the hardware store about 6 times to buy the right powertools

None. they just sit and stare at the old one until they realize heyyyy the lights gone! Then they call their wondeful wife to do it! :]

Two...one to call the electrician and the other to go pick up a six pack of beer.

DOES...not dose. You take a dose of medicine. Common mistake.

NONE! I can do it myself!!! although if i could a hundred, 98 to find the bulb, one to find the ladder an get rid of spiders and 1 to screw it in...then 99 to catch the one who screwed it in cos he was too fat an broke the ladder

1 if he knows how or when his ol'lady says change that bulb stupid!

one to hold it, one to screw it in and twelve to watch to find out how to do it!!!

none
they will sit in the dark and wait for a woman to screw it

What, and have to do it with the wife with the lights on? Talk about a buzz kill !!!!!!!

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2. One to screw it in and one to correct you for how you spelled "does"

none because they're too busy watching football

* Even ONE man can't screw in a light bulb. Unless it's a really, really big (bedroom sized) light bulb. Even then, it would take a woman to help him (or some manner of willing partner - I don't want to leave out ANY portion of the male population. You know how snotty they can get.)

one to hold the bulb and 50 to turn the ceiling round.

2 men

1 to try and die and another to call a woman

none they just make us women do it.

None, that's the women's work.

they don't, they just wait for someone else to come in to change it



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