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Question: A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York Citywhere women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there is alist of instructions of how the store operates. You may visit the storeONLY ONCE!!! There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase asyou ascend the flights. There is however, a catch: you may choose any manfrom a particular floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor youcan't go down except to exit the building. So a woman goes into the husbandstore to find a husband. On the 1st floor a sign reads:Floor 1 --- these men have jobs. She ascends to the 2nd floor where a signreads:Floor 2 --- these men have jobs and love kids. She ascends further to the3rd floor where a sign reads:Floor 3 --- these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. On the 4th floor asign reads:Floor 4 --- these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking andhelp with the housework. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly standit!" Still she goes to the 5th floor and a sign reads:Floor 5 --- these men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, helpwith the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so temptedto stay, but goes on the 6th floor and a sign reads:You are visitor number 31,456,012 to the floor. There are no men on thisfloor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible toplease. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. NEW WIFE STORE ACROSS THE STREETThe 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money.The 3rd thru 6th floors have never been visited.
Answers: A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York Citywhere women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there is alist of instructions of how the store operates. You may visit the storeONLY ONCE!!! There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase asyou ascend the flights. There is however, a catch: you may choose any manfrom a particular floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor youcan't go down except to exit the building. So a woman goes into the husbandstore to find a husband. On the 1st floor a sign reads:Floor 1 --- these men have jobs. She ascends to the 2nd floor where a signreads:Floor 2 --- these men have jobs and love kids. She ascends further to the3rd floor where a sign reads:Floor 3 --- these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. On the 4th floor asign reads:Floor 4 --- these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking andhelp with the housework. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly standit!" Still she goes to the 5th floor and a sign reads:Floor 5 --- these men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, helpwith the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so temptedto stay, but goes on the 6th floor and a sign reads:You are visitor number 31,456,012 to the floor. There are no men on thisfloor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible toplease. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. NEW WIFE STORE ACROSS THE STREETThe 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money.The 3rd thru 6th floors have never been visited.
i love it!!
nobody is prefect!
cute, have a star.
that was the worst joke i ever heard lol
that was the best joke i ever heard no lol
Is this a joke?
lol i love it! i would have gone to the last floor as well!!
have a star
Sorry but i don't like this joke
Maybe the women wanted to add ' good in bed' to the list .
v. funny though