Comparative farting?!
Question: the ‘in’ person – one who loves to smell his own farts
the amiable person – one who loves to smell other people’s farts
the proud person – one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
the shy person – one who farts silently and then blushes
the impudent person – one who farts loud and then laughs
the scientific person – one who farts regularly but is concerned about the ozone layer
the unfortunate person – on who would love to fart but sh*ts instead
the honest person – one who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
the nervous person – one who stops in the middle of a fart
the dishonest person – one who farts and blames the dog
the selfish person – one who doesn’t allow others to smell his farts
the foolish person – one who suppresses his farts for hours and hours
the thrifty person – on who always has a good fart in reserve
the strong person – one who has extremely powerful farts
the blonde person – one who hears a fart and answers the telephone
the anti-social person – one who excuses himself and farts in privacy
the strategic person – one who conceals his fart with coughing
the sadistic person – one who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his bedmate
the intellectual person – one who can determine from the smell of the fart what was eaten lately
the athletic person – one who farts at the slightest exertion
the optimistic person – one who farts with a clear conscience
the miserable person – one who loves to fart but simply can’t
the boisterous person – one who proudly announces a fart
the sensitive person – one who farts and then starts crying
the pessimistic person – one who drops a silent one and then runs for cover
the eloquent person – one who farts just as much as is necessary
the glad person – one who farts the normal amount and is glad about it as he is convinced it is a sign of good health
the disgusting person – one who farts and then walks around to disperse it evenly
the unlucky person – one whose farts are accompanied by solid matter
Answers: the ‘in’ person – one who loves to smell his own farts
the amiable person – one who loves to smell other people’s farts
the proud person – one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
the shy person – one who farts silently and then blushes
the impudent person – one who farts loud and then laughs
the scientific person – one who farts regularly but is concerned about the ozone layer
the unfortunate person – on who would love to fart but sh*ts instead
the honest person – one who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
the nervous person – one who stops in the middle of a fart
the dishonest person – one who farts and blames the dog
the selfish person – one who doesn’t allow others to smell his farts
the foolish person – one who suppresses his farts for hours and hours
the thrifty person – on who always has a good fart in reserve
the strong person – one who has extremely powerful farts
the blonde person – one who hears a fart and answers the telephone
the anti-social person – one who excuses himself and farts in privacy
the strategic person – one who conceals his fart with coughing
the sadistic person – one who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his bedmate
the intellectual person – one who can determine from the smell of the fart what was eaten lately
the athletic person – one who farts at the slightest exertion
the optimistic person – one who farts with a clear conscience
the miserable person – one who loves to fart but simply can’t
the boisterous person – one who proudly announces a fart
the sensitive person – one who farts and then starts crying
the pessimistic person – one who drops a silent one and then runs for cover
the eloquent person – one who farts just as much as is necessary
the glad person – one who farts the normal amount and is glad about it as he is convinced it is a sign of good health
the disgusting person – one who farts and then walks around to disperse it evenly
the unlucky person – one whose farts are accompanied by solid matter
Wanna pull my finger, alot of thought/star
all of the above haha
BRAVO! This is brilliant literature. Really fine fact gathering ma'am.
lol very refreshing, and funny.
COOL!!! good job.. LOL!! a star 4u
hahahahaah..
All funny except the blonde one LOL ha ha
simply smelly!!!!!
i mean that was hillarious!!!
have a star
lolz =D