Dear Vincent?!
Question: An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son Vincent used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me like in the old days. Love Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop: Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried Love Vinnie. At 4 A.M the next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies They appologized to the old man and left. The next day he received a letter from Vinnie that said
Now you can plant your tomatos pop that was the best I could do.
Answers: An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son Vincent used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me like in the old days. Love Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop: Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried Love Vinnie. At 4 A.M the next morning FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies They appologized to the old man and left. The next day he received a letter from Vinnie that said
Now you can plant your tomatos pop that was the best I could do.
How sweet! Ironic in a sense but sweet. It sort of reminds me of a true story of a guy who went to jail and he asked his mom to water his plant for him. The mom thought it was such a beautiful plant and took great care of it. One day someone came over and asked her why she was growing marijuana.
I've seen this before, but it is funny, have a star.
LOL!
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hahahaha
that was so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee
i felt the father- son love in this joke
sniff sniff
first time a joke made me emotional
haha
it was cute
hahaha, smart son!
lol i like that one
that's an oldie
Oh that was awesome and sweet.
Star!
hey when you are preoccupied, you can always get someone else to do it. And it is even funnier when the FBI and Police dig it up. Great one. Thanks.
Funny! 100!
funny!