Can i please have some Question/Answer jokes that aren't dirty?!
Question: Like these:
What do you call a sheep without legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Answers: Like these:
What do you call a sheep without legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What is red and looks like an apple?
An apple.
What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?
At least the garbage gets taken out once a week!
aww but that's boring!
ok..um...
Q. how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A. Mice cant be screwed to screw in a light bulb!!!
AHAHAHAH ISNT THAT JUST SOO FUNNNY?
alright. that's not the real answer.
real answer (you've probably heard of this joke anyway): these have to be pretty small to have some fun in a light bulb.
Q- whats a robots favorite kind of music?
A- metal
Q. What is mechanical and eats cheese?
A. A mouse!
hahahahahaha
it was raining cats and dogs! i went out side and stepped in a poodle!
what do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?? a peeping tom!
what do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? a duck filled fatty puss!
whats invisible and smells like carrots!
rabbit farts!!!!
thats right laugh......
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a pretty woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
Q: What is a man's worst nightmare?
A: the SuperBowl is pre-empted by a soap opera,
A: his wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to do it,
A: a female boss
I have an inferiority complex, it's just not a very good one.
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Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, "So, you've got your own company, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one, nothing to be proud of."
Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How many people work in your company?"
The other sadly answered, "About half of them."
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A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Briton "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.