Recipe for making love?!
Question: RECIPE:
HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
Answers: RECIPE:
HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
Smart! You already had star for the last one so not for this one even though it deserves it better!
Gosh .. sooo glad i use my recipe .... sounds pummeled like a prostitute .. funny as the menu is ..
ok..this is pretty clever
he he well done lmao
hahaha! Sounds Gud though!
hahaha very good worth a star. thanks for sharing. lol
Great one.... lol , notes the 2nd one is uproaring... starring you...
that was rather giggly
xxx kisss +++
You have a fertile mind ,and a lively imagination put it to better use. There is a fortune in store .
I wonder why lemons have been left out of your recipe. So, add lemons...
Cut lemon into 2 halves.
Squeeze & squirt lemon juice
Clean hands with lemon juice when youre done.
Not bad!!!
so that was you who stole my recipe,ha ha ,its a good one
Very good
lol good one :) !!!
Funny enough to send to all my sexy friends.
Funny! 100!