~what do you think the boss is thinking~?!
Question: A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss.
“I hit a pig on the road, and he’s stuck under my truck,” he explains. “What should I do?”
“Shoot it in the head,” answers the boss. “Then pull it out and throw it in the truck.”
The driver does it, then calls his boss back. “I did what you told me,” he explains.
“So what’s the problem?” snaps the boss.
The driver replies, “I don’t know what to do with his motorcycle.”
Answers: A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss.
“I hit a pig on the road, and he’s stuck under my truck,” he explains. “What should I do?”
“Shoot it in the head,” answers the boss. “Then pull it out and throw it in the truck.”
The driver does it, then calls his boss back. “I did what you told me,” he explains.
“So what’s the problem?” snaps the boss.
The driver replies, “I don’t know what to do with his motorcycle.”
Boss- Umm! What number did you say you called? Oopsie Wrong number!! :)=)
WTF did u do!!!!!
boss is thinking he is an accessory to his employers crime
The boss doesn't care, it's not his ***.
Reminds me of a joke about George W's limo driver accidentally kills a pig outside a farm. George insists the driver go in and apologise and make amends. Three hours later the Limo driver comes out to cheers, his clothes torn and obviously drunk. George asks, "What happened?"
The Driver said, "The farmer gave me a really fine bottle of brandy, his wife gave me a fantastic meal and his daughter made passionate love to me."
George says, "What did you say to them?"
His Driver replies, "All I said was 'I'm George W Bush's driver and I just killed the pig.'"
Never mind what the boss is thinking, that one is obvious. He's thinking WTF!?!? What I wanna know is, what is the trucker thinking????
Probably not thinking much since he is in shock. Then the driver keeps on saying, "Hello, hello. Are you still there boss?" thinking the boss hanged up.