Hahaha Ok here is a dirty joke but a funny one?what you say??do you like it?!
Question: A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'll you guys have?"
The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"
Answers: A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'll you guys have?"
The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"
that is a REALLY good joke you made my day buddy
:) thank you
by the way I gave you a star and I added you to my contacs hope you don't mind
bahahahaahah that classic omg that was a good thats my 3rd fav!hahahah
Cool. I like it.
Nice one really.lol star too.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE HAHAHAHAHAAA FUNNY
Pardon but it didnt make me laugh!...
awesome....so funny!
lol - dat made me smile
xx
very clever.
Posting 1 bak at you.
Star you
Again
thta was good
nice one
Lol.. hmmm getting a lot better!!!
LMFAO...........................THAT'S, HILARIOUS!!!
ROFL!
Lol funny = D
haha thats hilarious, its poppin! lol im using that word again....keep up with the great jokes!