Ok here is another funny joke hope you like it??do you?!


Question: There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."

The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.

"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"

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Answers: There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."

The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.

"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"

GIMME A STAR!!!if you liked this joke..

oh btw you can also add me to your contacts i post jokes everydday...trying to increase my audience..

LOL!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO!?!?! :-D

Yea it was as funny as your first time.

=D yeah

Very funny. A pleasant way to start this rainy, rainy day here in New England. By the way who would be charged with murder the guy or the Genie????

lol gd 1

1 star coming up

lol i read a couple of ur other jokes... aint too bad

ya that was cool

Messed up but very smart on his part. I'll give you a star.

good joke lol pretty funny :)

awesome!...and psst..nice way to become popular!!

that was really funny

funny!!

Nice one getting better I see....

the poor dear.
glad he aint my man.

or should I have said -wasnt- as I'd be dead, eh?

star u!

love it!!

Funny! 100!

I heard this as a blonde joke before.



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