Whats the best joke you have ever heard?!
Question: 100,000 people voted on the world's best joke for a psychology professor's experiment in 2001 and this was the winning joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Answers: 100,000 people voted on the world's best joke for a psychology professor's experiment in 2001 and this was the winning joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
why did the chicken cross the road??? hehe a classic
why did tiger look in the toilet...to find pooh!!!! i remember hearing that in like 3rd grade, i thought it was the greatest thing ever...i still do
hahahahahahahahahaha like im tellin u!!!
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f**kin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f**kin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f**kin’ French toast."
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me ,than a frontal labotomy!
How do you kill a dumb blond?
stick a scratch and sniff sticker under water
the best joke i heard:
what is the tallest building in alabama?
the library .it has the most stories!
How much does a pirate sell corn for?.....
....a buck -an- ear! ha ha ha
ok so brett farve ( quarter back for packers) and toni romo ( quater back for giants) had recently died ( not really) toni went to god and asked him for a big house full of the Giant's posters and stuff. He got it. One day toni was drinking coffee and looking out the window untill he saw an even bigger house with packer stuff ALL over it. Tonio assumed it was brett farves house and wanted his to be bigger, so he went to god to complain. When asked, god said" thats not brett's house, thats mine"
Ha ha sorry if you got lost in the middle!