Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.....?!
Question: and orders a beer. both the monkey and the man were behaveing so he reluctantly served them. but then, before the bartender could do anything, the monky jumped down behind the bar and ate all the lemons. the bartender, being a nice guy, let it go.....once. but then the monkey jumped down behind the bar and ate all the limes. just as the bartender was about to kick them out, the monkey ran to the pool table and ate the Q-ball. the bartender, at that point kicked them out.
a couple of weeks later the man and his monkey showed up again. the bartender, being a nice guy, decided to go ahead and serve them. but then, before the bartender could do anything, the monkey jumped down behind the bar, grabbed a cherry, PUT IT IN HIS BUTT and then ate it.
the bartender said to the man," dude thats gross. what's up with your monkey"?
the man said,"ever since he ate that pool ball, well, now he measures things before he eats them".
Answers: and orders a beer. both the monkey and the man were behaveing so he reluctantly served them. but then, before the bartender could do anything, the monky jumped down behind the bar and ate all the lemons. the bartender, being a nice guy, let it go.....once. but then the monkey jumped down behind the bar and ate all the limes. just as the bartender was about to kick them out, the monkey ran to the pool table and ate the Q-ball. the bartender, at that point kicked them out.
a couple of weeks later the man and his monkey showed up again. the bartender, being a nice guy, decided to go ahead and serve them. but then, before the bartender could do anything, the monkey jumped down behind the bar, grabbed a cherry, PUT IT IN HIS BUTT and then ate it.
the bartender said to the man," dude thats gross. what's up with your monkey"?
the man said,"ever since he ate that pool ball, well, now he measures things before he eats them".
That was a good one thanx for the really good laugh-- Just reminded me of the monkey in Bruce Almighty !!!
I love this joke. I remember reading it in the FHM book of Bar room jokes.. I've told it many times, it's quality!
thats a good one
LOL! That was good!
Funny! 100!