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Question: A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he
saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion
and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you
must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession.
I'm in sales also."
What do you sell?"
"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."


Answers: A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he
saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion
and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you
must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession.
I'm in sales also."
What do you sell?"
"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."

This is hilarious!! I'm sharing this with my cousin and one of my best friends. Our husbands all play golf and we don't!.

lolz

VERY FUNNY!!! LOL!!! I <3 THAT JOKE!!!!!! IT IS SO FUNNY!!!! U JUST BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!! IM GOING TO SEND THAT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS!!!!!!

that was the best laugh I have had in quite a while

i just forwarded it to my friend (link to your question)

thats pretty funny...i could tell where it was going though

Ha, ha, ha!!! That's pretty funny! Very nice! ^-^

HA HA HA funny one.

Now that is funny
Thank you for the first smile of the day !
Have a star



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