Old is when........................
Question: "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ....An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom during the night.
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"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure if these are jokes or facts.
Answers: "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ....An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom during the night.
AND
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure if these are jokes or facts.
brilliant. old is when you find yourself waiting for the 9:oo'clock news to come on and you want everyone to be quiet ,so you can get the headlines
:) there good
LOL!
ha ha thiz iz some funny stuff i like the one:"old iz when...you don"t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don"t have to go along.
Not funny.
these are awesome. At least you didn't say old is when your over thirty. LOL
I think I laughed at your joke but can't remember because I'm so OLD.
haha i like ! i esp like the first one!
"OLD" IS WHEN... You're too set in your ways,to try anything different. "OLD" IS WHEN...Spring cleaning to you,means drinking your prune juice."OLD" IS WHEN...Spicing things up in the bedroom,means leaving your teeth "in"."OLD" IS WHEN... Someone asks,If you want to get "frisky",reminds you that your out of cat food.
hahaha
FUNNY
hahaha very good.
Funny babe
Very good. Brilliant
Excellent thanks
hahaha very good.
good for you gal, your getting old too then lol
ha ha ha, now i know i'm old, lol