I was coming home from work today...?!
Question: ... at about 90mph.
Looking in my rear view mirror, I saw a Motorway Patrol car behind me, blue lights, flashing and siren blaring.
Pulling in behind me, the copper walked up to my car, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
So I thought about it, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Motorway Patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper… =p
Answers: ... at about 90mph.
Looking in my rear view mirror, I saw a Motorway Patrol car behind me, blue lights, flashing and siren blaring.
Pulling in behind me, the copper walked up to my car, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
So I thought about it, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Motorway Patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper… =p
That made me laugh - great - lol
lol good one and nice to hear it again
Funny! 100!
lol thats awesome!
very funny joke i will star
Ha Ha Ha that was very good and brightened whats left of my day. LOL
Always liked this one, lol. Thanks
Thanks for making me smile..lol
its ok..
I enjoyed that!!
hahah. funny ! :]
hahahaha
lol nice joke heres another:
Where do pirates go shopping?
sogrA
Why? because if you put it back to front its Argos so the answer is Arrr-gos
Ha ha ha.!!!
Clever man, lol.!!!
Good one Mark.!!!
Cheers for a smile after a hard night at the pub mate.!!!