Joke. 0 to 200 in 6 seconds?!
Question: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Answers: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
funny :D don't usually laugh at jokes either!
ha ha ha, good one
Stupid stupid Bob. : )
WHAT. A. PISSER!
thats frickin' hilarious!
hahah!!
hahaha.. Very funny. I'm amused
Very good
lmao.
That is funny and Bob is stupid.
lol what a mean man
oh bob :)
joke of the day dude
have a star
That was funny .... Cruel but funny.
I wonder if Bob's wife has shown a recent interest in gardening?????
lovee it.
Ehehe...
She thought it would be a key for a luxury car...
But of course...
She found out it was a weighing scale...
LOL
Funny!
good for bob
LOL out loud
yippeycayay cowboy..
im really lol(ing) now..
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
hehehehe.
excellent, have a star
Funny! 100!
HaHaHa... GREAT joke, and very stupid Bob. He will probably NEVER be found.
lol thats a good 1 excellant
Excellent!
lol
Great joke thanks
oh! too gooooood
lolz but you forgot to add "do not try this on your wife at home"
i am sure this joke will make you laugh just like you made me laugh.
Death of a Virgin
Two sisters lived together, and one became quite ill. Her doctor told her she had but a short time to live.
She spoke to her sister and said, “Jennie, when I die and you put up a gravestone, I want you to inscribe it just the way I tell you. I want them to put my name on it and underneath: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.”
She died shortly thereafter, and Jennie went to the maker of the tombstone and explained what inscription she wanted. The gravestone maker told her that there were simply too many words to be put on the headstone.
Jennie complained that those were her sister’s dying request. The gravestone maker assured her that he would do his best.
After a month the gravestone maker called Jennie and told her the stone was ready, and that he had complied with her dead sister’s wishes as best he could.
Jennie looked at the tombstone and across the top was her sister’s name just as she asked, and underneath was printed.
“RETURNED - UNOPENED"
hahah poor bob