The magic chastity belt?!
Question: King Arthur was off to the Crusades, but he stopped in at Merlin's workshop before he left.
"Merlin, old friend, before I leave, I need you to provide me with a chastity belt for Queen Guinevere, for while I trust her to be faithful, and the Knights of the Round Table are all honorable men, I fear the combination of the Queen's great beauty and the Knights' natural manliness may prove too much. What have you?"
Merlin produced a belt, but it had a large, round hole just where common sense would seem to dictate protection was most needed. "Are you mad? What good is that?" asked Arthur. Merlin took his magic wand and inserted it in the opening. A large blade came down, slicing the wand neatly in half. "Ingenious!" shouted the King. Within minutes, the Queen was fitted with the belt, and Arthur was off on his epic journey.
Returning, a year later, he summoned the Knights to the Round Table. "Okay, boys, drop your pants for inspection," said His Majesty.
Answers: King Arthur was off to the Crusades, but he stopped in at Merlin's workshop before he left.
"Merlin, old friend, before I leave, I need you to provide me with a chastity belt for Queen Guinevere, for while I trust her to be faithful, and the Knights of the Round Table are all honorable men, I fear the combination of the Queen's great beauty and the Knights' natural manliness may prove too much. What have you?"
Merlin produced a belt, but it had a large, round hole just where common sense would seem to dictate protection was most needed. "Are you mad? What good is that?" asked Arthur. Merlin took his magic wand and inserted it in the opening. A large blade came down, slicing the wand neatly in half. "Ingenious!" shouted the King. Within minutes, the Queen was fitted with the belt, and Arthur was off on his epic journey.
Returning, a year later, he summoned the Knights to the Round Table. "Okay, boys, drop your pants for inspection," said His Majesty.
His tongue was cut off Cg.
Very clever....I like it
LOL thats great
Why was he speechless? I don't get that part.
Hahahaha speechless...
LOL. FUNNY.