A good bar?!
Question: A man is stood in a bar when a peanutsays to him
"You're looking great, sir!".
"That's kind of you", says the man.
Just then, the fruit machineshouts at him,
"Get out of here you idiot!"
The man asks the barman,
"What was all that about?".
"Well, replies the barman, "the peanuts are complimentarey but the fruit machine is out of order!"
Answers: A man is stood in a bar when a peanutsays to him
"You're looking great, sir!".
"That's kind of you", says the man.
Just then, the fruit machineshouts at him,
"Get out of here you idiot!"
The man asks the barman,
"What was all that about?".
"Well, replies the barman, "the peanuts are complimentarey but the fruit machine is out of order!"
Brilliant joke thanks for sharing. lol
lol funny
kinda funny.. i guess?
kinda....good.
You got a thing about peanuts?
...not that funny
i'm with inkspekz on this one!
very funny!
playing with the phrases uh?? nice
A fruit machine? What kind of bar is that?
PMSL great joke.
lol!
LMAO! Cute!
the slug and lettuce?