Pick-Up LInes?!
Question: Give me some funny ones....
here are my favorites:
-Do you know karate? Cause your body is kickin'!
-Is your name summer? cause your hot!!
-Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants!
Answers: Give me some funny ones....
here are my favorites:
-Do you know karate? Cause your body is kickin'!
-Is your name summer? cause your hot!!
-Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants!
Are u jamacian? cuz ur ja-mac-in me crazy....u must be from tennessee cuz ur the only ten -i see. are u fred flinstone? cuz ur makin my bed rock !
-did you fart? because you just blew me away
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i come by again?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can i visit you between the holidays?
You look alot like a traffic ticket, you got FINE all over you
Girl, are you free tonihgt... or do i have to pay?
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes
Get your coat, you've pulled.
HEY BABY WHERE U BEEN ALL MY LIFE?...(and when they answer 4 example:"i've been here...") (u say:WUT U DOING OVER THERE WHEN U SHOULD BE HERE) ;)
from acrross the room i saw u were punching but now up close (check her out) i see that ur KICKING!!!!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
heyhey i dont have any but chek out this site
http://www.allpickuplines.com/
scroll down a little on the site
awesome!!!
can i be your teddy bear because I want to sleep with you
(straight faced) "".. If I could be one thing in this world, it be a tear, Born in your eye, Living on your cheek, and Dying on your lips.""