Joke ~ What did you tell him?!
Question: Two women are having a conversation about their blokes when the first one says: "My bloke said he fantasised about having two girls at once."
The other replies: "Yeah, most blokes do. What did you tell him?"
"I said, "If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want to pi*s off two
Answers: Two women are having a conversation about their blokes when the first one says: "My bloke said he fantasised about having two girls at once."
The other replies: "Yeah, most blokes do. What did you tell him?"
"I said, "If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want to pi*s off two
ha ha ha....lmao
Ha ha another good one.
That is so true!
Most guys just fantasize it and can't use it!
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An elderly couple named Sam and Helen are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots and seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again and again says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
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I say fidgity you are the best !! 9/19
Lmao too funny
star!
Funny! 100!
That is a good one! That should put him in his place!
brilliant, that made me laugh, thanks.
another great joke you deserve 10 stars
I thought someone was listening in on my conversation the other day. I didn't think it would turn up on Y!A though!! You swine
Very funny hahaha
ha ha ha ha ha ha i starred so very funny this one ha ha ha ha he he.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Fidgety, lol.!!!
10/10 lady.!!!
Got me smiling so cheers.!!
that was pretty darn good
May be for a choice. Good 'un. A star 4 u
ROFL!!!!!! Best joke this week!
hahhahahahaaaaaaa......great one honey...pmsl
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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have heard it before but it still makes me laugh
Ouch! Thats gotta hurt! lol.
i dont get it sorry