Racist Jokes?!?!
Question: What is ur view on them? and what are some good ones??!!!
Answers: What is ur view on them? and what are some good ones??!!!
cool they are ok
there are no good ones and they always cross the line unless your talking about your own race
BUT DAMN IM A BLACK WOMAN AND ILL SAY THE ONE ABOUT GOD AND THE BURNT ONE WAS F ING FUNNY
I think if someone of that race is telling them it is alright, but is incredibly rude of another race. Either way racist joeks are dispicable
theyre horrible, but,
im going to drop the cosby kids off at the lake (while your going to take a crap)
why do mexicans walk around the school like they own it??
because thier dad built it and thier mom cleans it.
they dont bother me none but its a shame that other people get offended
Its cool only in good fun just as long as the line isn't cross but racist doesn't include stating the obvious, which is that all people are different.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin out and throw it back:P
Some are funny. Some are not. People need to quit taking themselves so seriously and lighten up a bit.
ha ha funny.
"what is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?"
"a bench can support a family".
I can not stand racist jokes and don't find them funny at all. To me it shows the ignorance of the person telling the joke.
My view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9CSnlb-y...
Good ones: No clue. I live in the South, so none of them are considered "good". You get called a racist for pretty much anything down here.
Theres a Mexican, a Russian and an Oregonian sitting in a backyard. The Mexican throws up his tequilia and shoots it "we have too much tequillia in mexico!" The Russian throws up his alcohol and shoots it with his gun, - we have too much alcohol in russia. The Oregonian throws up his beer and shoots the mexican- "WE HAVE TOO MANY MEXICANS IN OREGON!"
um... i personally think their ok as long as there not taken too far. Keep in mind that their jokes. I would give you some but i don't know what race you wanna talk about?
I think as long as you know your audience and respect them, there are no taboos in comedy.
The biggest problem I have with racist humor is when people choose to be offended by jokes targeted to certain races but not others. If you don't tolerate racism, then make it universal. For example, I hate it when people say black jokes are offensive, but if you make fun of the Chinese it's okay. That in my opinion is true racism, not a joke.
If you think all racist jokes are offensive, then that's perfectly fine. Don't pick out which races are worth protecting.
I think they are very mean
dont get afended
what do u call 2 balck people in a sleeping bag?
twix
were do mexicans get ther books?
borders
wat do u call a mexican with a rubbertoe?
roberto(rubber-toe)
how did asians make up their language?
they dropped a penny and it went ping-ping(srry this is lame)
wat do u call 2 mexicans playin basketball?
juan on juan(one on one)
why are black people so tall?
ummm nvm this one is too racist
if ur not offended mail me for the answer
I think they are wrong and sick
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
- There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
- There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
- There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
- There are too much Mexicans in my country.
what did God say when he created the second black man?
"damn i burnt another one!"
i just think there really mean.
i think they are funny.
why do they put cotton wool in the top of medicine bottles?
to remind black people that before they were drug dealers they were cotton pickers.
some are horridly unfunny, some are light and unoffensive.
how do you turn an indian person on?
press the red button.
Personally, I have no problems with them. Unless they are told in an effort to be mean. I am Irish, and I love jokes about the Irish. Most of my friends are mexican, and love to make fun of themselves. I do know several people who get offended at the tiniest remark, and I have learned to watch what I say around them. Unfortunately, I will never be able to have much of a relationship with those people, because they are too easily offended. Anyways,
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.
"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."
O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
* * * * *
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!!!!!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
* * * * *
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!
* * * * *
A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer.
The Texan says : "Takes me a whole day to drive from one side of my ranch to the other."
The Kerry farmer says: "Ah sure, I know, sir. We have tractors like that over here too."
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An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.
"I've come to meet my brother," said the Irishman. "He's due to fly in from
America in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in forty years".
"Will you be able to recognize him?" asked the American.
"I'm sure I won't," said the Irishman, "after all, he's been away for a long time".
"I wonder if he'll recognize you?" said the American.
"Of course he will," said the Irishman. "Sure, an' I haven't been away at all".
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His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.
A young gentleman sitting at a bar with his pet pig asks for a couple of drinks. The confused bartender said no animals were allowed at the bar. The man proceeded to say "Ah, but this is a very special pig. Just last week there was a fire in the house and that pig came charging out of his pen into the house and woke us all up .Then a few days later my son fell into the pool and that pig was grazing out on the lawn, and he came running and jumped into the pool and saved my son. ""Well " said the bartended "I guess this pig is very special so I'll get him a drink. By the way I noticed that he is missing one leg, what happened? " "Well said the young man, when you got a pig this good you don't eat him all at once !!!"
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The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. "
"Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk !!
Mike lay dying on his bed when his wife Brigid came in to him and asked if there was anything he wanted.
Mike said "Brigid, what is that delicious smell coming from the kitchen?"
And Brigid replied "Oh Mike that is a ham I am baking ."
Mike thought, and said "Brigid, as my dying wish I would love to have some of that ham you're
cooking."
Then Brigid said "Oh Mike, I'm saving that for the wake !!"
"Did you hear that Flanagan invented an invisible deodorant ?" "No, what good is it ?"
"Well if you use, you vanish and no one knows where the smell is coming from !"
A BLACK WOMAN AND HER SON WAS MAKING A CAKE WHEN THE BOY DUMPED A BOWL OF FLOUR ON HIS HEAD. HE SAID LOOK MOMMY, IM WHITE. SHE HIT HIM WITH THE SPATULA AND SAID NOW GO TELL YOUR DAD WHAT YOU JUST SAID. THE BOY WENT TO HIS DAD AND SAID LOOK DAD, IM WHITE........POW.. THE DAD SMACKED HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD AND SAID NOW GO TELL YOUR GRANDMA WHAT YOU JUST SAID. HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMA AND SAID LOOK GRANDMA, IM WHITE.....CRACK....GRANDMA BEAT HIM WITH HER CANE AND SAID NOW GO FINISH HELPING YOUR MOMMA IN THE KITCHEN. WHEN THE BOY RETURNED TO HIS MOTHER, SHE ASKED, SO NOW BOY, WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM ALL THIS. THE BOY SAID....DAMN I'VE ONLY BEEN WHITE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND I ALREADY HATE YOU N!&&@$.