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Question: Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the
showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his
way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes
like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun
suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar
of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her
theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops
the second bar of soap
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then
yells . . . "Holy Mary, Mother of God hand lotion too!
so what do you think? [:(#)]
Answers: Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step
into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the
showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his
way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes
like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun
suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar
of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her
theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops
the second bar of soap
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then
yells . . . "Holy Mary, Mother of God hand lotion too!
so what do you think? [:(#)]
omg, that was so funny! :D here's a star.
i've seen i similar 1 like this.
it's where the lady is in the shower and her doorbell rings, she se's it's a blind man so she gets not bothering 2 put her clothes on or a bathrobe and she opens the door and the guy says "congratulate me, i've got my sight back!" it was delirious! :D :)
hand lotion!? More like hair gel!
Haha. That's funny. :]
lol! that is pretty funny! star* (wait till she rubs it on her hands!)
Tnx tht ws gr8
LMAO nice one
star for mario!
lmao...xx =o)
i heard this one, but it was with liquid soap
haha!,thats awsome.
That IS funny!!!
OMG!
he he