Blonde Joke of the Day - 2?!
Question: Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper?
Correct answer gets the points!
Answers: Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper?
Correct answer gets the points!
So she could lip read.
You can do better than that, surely.
cause there was a pic of a park bench on it.
Cos she wanted her pubes to be read ?
to be on top of the news?
She wanted to be read all over?
because she stupid.!!!!
Right??
rude guy!
answer: so she could lip read
She wanted to be picked up and read?
lip read !!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cos she thinks the SUN shines out of her ****
She wants to be on the front page
is it not
"Why did the blind blonde sit on a newspaper?"
and the answer is because she could lip-read
I think it is about lipreading. But what do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Well...... you simply pull the pin and throw it back.
because she was a blonde retriever puppy and she had to go pee!!!
well maybeshe wanted to b picked up
So she could lip read...x
i know this is for fun and all...and i do like to laugh at blonde jokes most of the time, but not on the internet. when you do it over the internet it just means you have no balls.
im sorry for having to be rude, but try telling this joke to people in real life.