Once Again Some Blonde Jokes! :)?!
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
Answers: I Keep Adding These so keep checking back becuase i have to go on "Add aditional detail" To do so! :) Thanks for looking!
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
lol very nice
I especially like the where she takes the 22 bus twice!
haha!
These aren't funny :(
cool beans!!! Love em!!!!
that stuff was funny girl ru blonde
nice, thanks for putting it all together.
hahah these are GOOD!
heres one.
A resturaunt with several blondes working there is very popular. This is due to the enjoyment of people making fun of the blonde waitresses. The customers contantly harass the blonde waitresses and make fun of them when they make the slightest mistake.
Finally, the waitresses had enough and told the manager that if he didn't do something about the harassment, they would quit! Nothing changed, so they did.
A few days later, one of the waitresses was walking by a strawberry field and saw one of the other blondes she had worked with in a row boat in the strawberry field.
Angry, she began screaming at her former fellow employee.
"I can't believe you! How stupid can you get?! You're the kind of person that gives blondes a bad name! As a matter of fact, if I could swim, I'd go out there and give you a piece of my mind!"