The dog.....?!


Question: little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around
>>the block?"
>>
>>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>>
>>"What's that mean?" asked the child.
>>
>>"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>>
>>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
for a
>>walk arou nd the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
heat, and
>>to come to you."
>>
>>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
>>
>>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
backside
>>with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
>>Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
>>
>>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the
>>leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so
>>another dog is pushing her home."


Answers: little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around
>>the block?"
>>
>>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>>
>>"What's that mean?" asked the child.
>>
>>"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>>
>>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
for a
>>walk arou nd the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
heat, and
>>to come to you."
>>
>>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
>>
>>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
backside
>>with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep
>>Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
>>
>>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the
>>leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so
>>another dog is pushing her home."

Danm good

haha great one! : )

dno

That is funny.



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