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Question: A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas cooker"s??

Answers: A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas cooker"s??
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one No8.!!!
Got me smiling.!!!
Cheers.!!
Thank you No8, that is the fastest yet. Report It

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    • HA, now that's funny!
    LOL!! I bet the instructor was a woman. You know how men tend to tune us out!!
    I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS
    hee hee hee, i like it!!
    i agree! that"s funny!!
    Its ok.
    randomer than No8 ball.
    very good ah ah ahh!
    omg thats sooo funny lol thats one of the best jokes ive heard this year
    Yes it made me laugh, i will try and remember to tell my gf tonite
    omg how stupid do i feel...i ACTUALLY dont get it ... =|
    That is funny!
    Thanks for the laugh!
    ROFL
    Brilliant!! Star* for you!!lol.
    gas or electric!!!? funnie..
    old en but still funny
    Hahaha....good one.
    yea i'm having a blonde moment, I dont get it either
    hahahahahahahahahaha
    should have had a bungie jump instead"""ah ah ahhhh!
    it"s a giggle!? AH AH AH!
    nice one our kidda,keep em rocking!
    I know a way this guy could stop himself from dying and it works when anybody falls from a great height.
    All you do is relax and wait until got get to approximately 1 metre from the ground. then, anybody can jump down from 1 metre without hurting themselves.
    That's pretty funny, have a star.
    Nice one!!

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