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Question: A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
> >perch.
> >It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh,
> >
> >I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
> >
> >The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
> >
> >"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
> >
> >"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
> >intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
> >
> >"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto
> >your perch without any feet?"
> >
> >"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
> >asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You
> >can't
> >see it because of my feathers."
> >
> >"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English
> >can't you?"
> >
> >"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
> >reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion,
> >sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You
> >really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
> >
> >The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't
> >afford that."
> >
> >"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
> >wants
> >me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just
> >make
> >the guy an offer!"
> >
> >The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
> >
> >Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
> >he's
> >interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
> >sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
> >
> >One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
> >"Psssssssssssst,"
> >and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell
> >you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
> >
> >"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
> >
> >"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
> >the door in a sheer black nightie."
> >
> >"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
> >
> >"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
> >and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
> >
> >"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
> >
> >"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees
> >and began to kiss her all over...."
> >
> >Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
> >
> >"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
Answers: A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
> >perch.
> >It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh,
> >
> >I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
> >
> >The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
> >
> >"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
> >
> >"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
> >intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
> >
> >"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto
> >your perch without any feet?"
> >
> >"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
> >asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You
> >can't
> >see it because of my feathers."
> >
> >"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English
> >can't you?"
> >
> >"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
> >reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion,
> >sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You
> >really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
> >
> >The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't
> >afford that."
> >
> >"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
> >wants
> >me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just
> >make
> >the guy an offer!"
> >
> >The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
> >
> >Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
> >he's
> >interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
> >sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
> >
> >One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
> >"Psssssssssssst,"
> >and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell
> >you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
> >
> >"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
> >
> >"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
> >the door in a sheer black nightie."
> >
> >"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
> >
> >"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
> >and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
> >
> >"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
> >
> >"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees
> >and began to kiss her all over...."
> >
> >Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
> >
> >"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
hillarious,best one i read today,have a star
a lot of reading but worth it! thought it was funny!
that was funny.lol.xxx
Alot of reading but surely worth it nice one haha, i havn't had one of those laughs in ages haha have a star... very nice omg top joke! Im crying!
Very very funny, star
top joke,class,have a star
Long but brilliant!!!!
That is also one of your best jokes yet... keep them comin'. lol
*****, I mean Bonus for that joke, that was good. *
LMAO!! You get another star !
Funny
That's quite good.
perfect