Really funny joke appearing now, star if you get a giggle folks?!
Question: Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"
The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"
To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"
The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"
"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.
So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.
The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"
"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.
The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"
The old lady said " He did not die from that"
"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl
And the old lady replied "Oh, he broke his neck when trying to lick his backside"
Answers: Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"
The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"
To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"
The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"
"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.
So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.
The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"
"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.
The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"
The old lady said " He did not die from that"
"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl
And the old lady replied "Oh, he broke his neck when trying to lick his backside"
And now I know what I am have in my butties....
ha ha ha xx
made me chuckle
I get the joke but no cigar i'm afraid.
that wasent funi... i cudent even understand what it ment for like 20 seconds.
The husband's a CAT?!
My Gosh!
Sorry but it wasn't very funny to me.
Didn't even crack a smile.
Funny :)
oh my god so funny well done you.
i voted it interesting because it was stupid
that sooo doesnt make sense
pretty good one there....
OMG!!! I love this one. It's hilarious!! LMAO!!! Keep this woman away from the dry cat food, she may use it for cereal !! LOL!!
Old gold that one
o... that is funny i think...
Funny
hahahahahahahhaha