Give me your best Naughty, Dirty, Funny joke or Text?!
Question: Something not too long. I want to send out a good funny text. Whatcha peoples got for me?
Best gets 10pts
Answers: Something not too long. I want to send out a good funny text. Whatcha peoples got for me?
Best gets 10pts
Why does Hilary Clinton always have sex first thing in the morning? So shes truly the first lady!
This guy walked into a crowded elevator in a fancy hotel. A lady was pushing buttons and he yelled, " ballroom please!" the lady in front of him said, " sorry I didnt realize I was crowding you."
a dislexic man walks into a bra
I got this text at x-mas:
If a fat man with a beard grabs you and throws you in a bag, don't worry, I asked santa for a ho this year.
what are you doing?
1. to get it wet u like it
2.to get it hard u suck it
3. to get it in you push it
answer.. your threading a needle!!!1
what did cinderella say when she got to the bar
GAG
Whats black and found at the top of the stairs?
a dead paraplegic after a fire
THIS BURNETTE,BLOND, aND RED HEAD ARE ON DEATH ROW SO THEY ASK THE BURNETTTE IF SHE HAS ANY LAST WORDS SHE SAYS NO SO THEY SAY READY AIM SHE SAYS TORNADO SO THEY LOOK AND SHE GETS AWAY
K SO THEY ASK THE RED HEAD SHE SAYS NO SO THEY SAY READY AIM SHE SAYS TWISTER AND GETS AWAY
K NOW ITS THE BLOND AND SHE CATCHES ON SO THEY SAY READY AIM AND SHE SAYS FIRE HAHA FUNNY WASN'T IT SRY ITS SO LONG
STARRED
Lil red riding hood was walking through the woods one day when she ran into miss rabbit, hi red said miss rabbit, hi said red. Watch out for Mr. Wolf said miss rabbit, he's in the woods making every one show him their teets. ok said red as she went on her way. Soon she runs into miss owl who greets her and warns her again of Mr. Wolf. Assuring miss owl that she would be fine, Lil Red continues through the woods. Soon she runs into Mr. Wolf, hi says REd, hi says Mr. Wolf show me your teets. Red reaches into her basket, pulls out her gun an says bull*%$&, your gona eat me like the books says