Two Frat Boys Stranded In The Ocean?!
Question: There were two frat boys, Tom and Eric, stranded in the middle of the ocean on a small rickety boat.
They started fishing to catch dinner for their survival and Tom's line gives a tug. He reels it in and finds that its not a fish but a corked bottle.
They open the bottle and a magic genie pops out and says, "I'll grant you one wish!"
Right away Tom blurts out "I wish the ocean was made of beer!".
POOF!
The ocean turned into their favorite brew.
Eric turns to Tom and says, "Thanks alot asshole, now we have to piss in the boat!"
Answers: There were two frat boys, Tom and Eric, stranded in the middle of the ocean on a small rickety boat.
They started fishing to catch dinner for their survival and Tom's line gives a tug. He reels it in and finds that its not a fish but a corked bottle.
They open the bottle and a magic genie pops out and says, "I'll grant you one wish!"
Right away Tom blurts out "I wish the ocean was made of beer!".
POOF!
The ocean turned into their favorite brew.
Eric turns to Tom and says, "Thanks alot asshole, now we have to piss in the boat!"
brilliant.
omg...that's funny...one question, what are they going to eat now that the ocean is beer...fish can't swim in beer, right??
A true frat boy wouldn't care about pissing in the boat.
What if Eric does not drink beer ?
Where were Mr&Mrs Frat?
hahahahahahahahahah lol thats too good!
that actually made me laugh
hahhahaahaha
so unique, i wasn't expecting that.
ROFL
Now that's funny dude .. thanks for the laugh :D
it's refreshingly hilarious thankyou- your awesooooooooooooooooooooooooome!
Funny! 100!
hahaha very good thanks