10 points 4 the one who can make me laugh the most!?!
Question: A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
Answers: A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
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Two lefts don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane.
A man went to visit the doctor. When the doctor entered the examination room, he asked the man what was troubling him.
"Well Doc", the man replied, "My penis has turned orange, and I'm scared." The doctor was a bit puzzled, and asked the man to remove his pants so he could examine. Sure enough, the man's penis was bright orange. The doctor started with question, "When was the last time you had sex with a woman?" "Oh Doc," the man replied, "I haven't had sex with a woman for years"
The doctor asked; " When was the last time you had sex with a man?" The man replied "Oh Doc, I've never had sex with a man in my life"
Growing puzzled, the doctor asked the man when the last time he was in a public pool. "Never" was the answer. "How about at a beach?" . With frustration growing on both sides, the man declared; "listen, Doc, I haven't had sex with a man or woman, or gone swimming, as a matter of fact, I don't do much besides sit at home watching porn... and eating Cheetos"
GIVE ME OPERTER TELL ME NUMBER NINE THE BOYS ARE IN THE BATHROOM ZIPPING UP THERE FLIES, MRS.SUZIE WAS BEHING THE FRIGERATOR AND SAW A PIECE OF GLASS, AND SHE SAT UPON IT AND BROKE HER LITTLE TELL ME KNO MORE STORIES AND TELL ME KNO MORE LIES THE BOYS ARE IN THE BATHROOM ZPPING UP THEIR FLIES!!! LOL
if at first u dont succed... quit
things not to do 2day, care, listen, pay attention
If a gay guy gets a sex change but finds out he likes girls again is he gay or straight?
There once was these 3 guys named Harry, Dick, and John. One day they got stranded on an island. A genie came up to them and said,"I'll turn you into anything you want." Harry said, "I wanna be a seagull!" So he turned into a seagull. Dick said, "I wanna be a whale!" So he turned into a whale. John said,"Harry, Dick!" So he turned into a hairy dick.
take off ur clothes for change other clothes and u see lizard is coming to u and u will run without clothes around ur house
and all r seeing u in this position
JT has it all wrong....its two wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left