Any good Combacks???!
Question: so My friends make fun of me all the time cuz i don't have any good comebacks. Can anyone help me?
Answers: so My friends make fun of me all the time cuz i don't have any good comebacks. Can anyone help me?
You are so boring that you can’t even entertain a doubt.
You started at the bottom—and it’s been downhill ever since.
I don’t mind that you are talking so long as you don’t mind that I’m not listening.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.
Some day you will find yourself—and wish that you hadn’t.
People clap when they see you—their hands over their eyes or ears.
Whatever is eating you—must be suffering horribly.
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
You have an inferiority complex—and it’s fully justified.
Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication.
You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
if they tell you: "you suck" reply "NO YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK AND SWALLOW."
it's way better than "your mom"
What are You trying to comeback with? A joke, an insult, or just a smart answer. Need to know the first part to have a response for it.
if they call u ugly-say i was in a car accident(if u hav pimples and they make fun of that say we crashed into a olive oiltruck aha)
if they call u fat-say i beat anerexia
if they say ur mom-say mi mom dyed...her hair
dont say these are yours please!
o if they go mmm...that boy id fine, say ***** please like he'll go out with u.
if they say you are stupid say.
no if i wanted to be/look stupid id act/dress like you/him!
ooo burnnn.
:D