Does this make you laugh at all?!
Question: A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price."
I personally dont like this one as much. But ill put it up.
Answers: A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price."
I personally dont like this one as much. But ill put it up.
HAHA! A star for you.
*yawn*
i didn't read it sorry too much words
I giggled
I agree with you.
Good dirty joke.
U pUt A hAlF sMiLe On My FaCe
its alright.
where are u getting theses?ther making mi day :D
yeah-not the best
It's coarse, that's probably what you don't like about it. Me neither
ARGHHHHH!
um no not even a giggle
Sorry, I'm not into dirty jokes. I agree with you it's not good.
I thought it was good enough for a star from me,
Here you are!!!
not-oh wait i get it now LOLZ FUNNY
*frown*
i giggled for like 10 secs. it was ok. j_09
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