What's a "parking lot retard"?!


Question: I was in the grocery store the other day, and i heard them say on the P.A. "please move your cars from the west parking lot, we need to get our parking lot retard"

i'd never heard of a parking lot retard


Answers: I was in the grocery store the other day, and i heard them say on the P.A. "please move your cars from the west parking lot, we need to get our parking lot retard"

i'd never heard of a parking lot retard

I believe you forgot a comma


"please move your cars from the west parking lot, we need to get our parking lot, retard"

They were trying to insult you but did not finish the sentence.

He's apparently either very large that he needs an entire half of a parking lot, or very small and they can't find him between all the cars....

LOL... It was me. They had to fly my in special and needed a lot of extra space.

Being from Texas, I knew what this was right away. Surely you know that it means resurfacing the lot? Re-tarred.

HAHA!!

Retarred...retard. I get it. Funny stuff. But hey, that's not PC. They prefer to be called "little people"

Oh, you missed heard it!
They probably said re-tarred, like they're putting fresh tar down in the parking lot.
Hope that clears things up for you!

LOL that sounds funny!

LOL, that is a cute one.

Hmmm... I wonder how much they pay their parking lot retard.

My 16-year-old needs a job.

I don't know, he must be related to the roof retard.

lol --- now we know who keeps banging those carts into our cars, huh?

lol, good stuff....yeah, he's hiding between the cars and they can't find him....sadly I use to be grocery sacker and parking lot attendant and I really did work with a guy who was retarded who had been doing this same job for over 10 years. That always made me feel depressed even though I was in college at the time.

are you sure it wasn't Georgia...lol a star for you

I think I've met a few of them in the Wal-Mart parking lot--especially the day before any major holiday!

lol, I think it's the cart gathering thing...
On a side note anytime there's a truck at my grocery store I work at and they call and I answer...
I announce over the intercom

"Rick, you're needed in the rear for a delivery."

Edit: wow Im drunk and reread that 2 times before I got it....

I just adore you.

it must means parking lot stupid



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