The Cop, The Farmer, The Ticket and Circle Flies?!


Question: A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says. "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ***?"

The farmer says, "Oh no officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ***."

The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing", and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."


Answers: A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says. "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ***?"

The farmer says, "Oh no officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ***."

The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing", and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

ROFL ROFL

thats hilarious!!!

it took me a while to get it tho =p

haha thanks for the laugh star for u!!

lol

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

lol that farmer's got nerve

ha! good one :-)

that was prettty good...yeah farmer's know that the elements of nature and stuff are always right...lol

lol..this is so funny! never heard that one before!

Very funny.



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